Astonishly we’ve made it to Folkestone before the check-in deadline. Now where’s my fire-risk toy donkey?

Al Murray in 5 mins. The Tabard Theatre is tiny. White wine or fruit based drink for the lady.

Does everyone name their satnavs? Ours is called Major Steve. What’s yours called?

8 hours work to cram into 3 hours, but Wallis at lunchtime and Wales and Williamses at teatime, so it’ll be a good day.